So there is a good chance you’ve heard about the Wasteland 2 kickstarter (you still have about a day to contribute if you feel so inclined). It’s received massive press coverage, but no one has asked Brian Fargo the most important question: will I be able to sleep with a three-legged prostitute and catch radioactive [...]
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So, Al Lowe is trying to kick start a remake of Leisure Suit Larry: In The Land of the Lounge Lizards! I’m not sure how I feel about that since I’d prefer a new game, not to mention the fact that Larry 1 has already been remade twice (Softporn Adventure -> Leisure Suit Larry -> [...]
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Tuesday, October 25, 2011
I’ve been playing Alpha Protocol. Here are photos to prove it: You may think the above baddie can see me, but I’m in cover mode so obviously you’re a PILLOCK. Just kidding, you’re a delight to be around! Unfortunately jumping over tiny obstacles wasn’t part of my SUPER DUPER SPY TRAINING. You can only interact [...]
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When I first finished Metroid: Return of Samus quick enough for Samus to get her kit off, my young mind was blown. Good heavens, she’s in her underwear! I already knew she was a woman thanks to a Super Metroid poster ruining it for me, but here she was in her underwear! Oh my goodness [...]
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An old, tacky DOS game. If you’ve ever wanted to watch me ejaculate on boobs (and everything else), you’re in luck! I forgot to ask why my semen is so deadly. Is it radioactive? It’s also worth noting that although I say it impressed me, I don’t think it’s a good game. It’s just much [...]
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I always liked the way Bowser’s castle was portrayed in Super Mario World. Namely, his name written in gigantic neon letters, surrounded by lights strobing around it (speaking of strobe lights, one of the things I remember most from the SNES Shadowrun game was killing a vampire with one). I feel it represents Bowser better [...]
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So! Some of you may have played Hey Baby, a FPS where the player is cast as a woman who goes about shooting sleazy men. Some of the penis-possessing population have showed offense to this game, and I admit I myself was a bit miffed at first, as it seemed to suggest that there aren’t [...]
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Whenever a girl has to jerk the Wii Remote in a suggestive manner, I get a little turned on. Especially when they think they’ll perform better if they get down on their knees. The Wii Remote sure is lovingly phallic isn’t it? I mean just look at this right HERE:
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One thing that has always bothered me about Doom is this: Just what is that thing between the legs of an Imp? It can’t be a bullet hole, it’s in the wrong place plus it wouldn’t just be a big black hole. Is… is it a vagina? Are we supposed to believe that all Imps [...]
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When I was a wee lad, I saw many advertisements for this game in my Dad’s computer mags: What a ridiculous/awesome subtitle. Anyway, what most grabbed my attention was this screenshot:
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